Me: Every time I hear about a “Premium service” (that was once free) on a website

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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO


….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?

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HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

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visual diagram btw ^

@danepopfrippery

The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

CDs can't be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

That's why the resurgence. As funny as that person's reply to you was, it's not in fact because they look sexy. It's because you actually own them.

Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

Can anyone teach me how to burn Digital only songs into CDs?

i can ask my dad!! i think you need a certain piece of hardware, but i dont think its difficult!

not rn tho hes asleep

I would love that thank you!!

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here you go!!

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went from “KITTY” to “That is a grown ass man.” real quick.

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

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I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.

^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.

Black Mirror 4x01 || 6x01

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Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter

Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.

picture of a 1996 Volkswagen golf with a license plate that says "rainbow". it has a yellow front bumper and front door, teal hood, rear bumper and rear door, purple grill and front side panel, and red rocker panel, roof, and rear side panel.

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Leadership needs to extract the psychopaths.

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

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